Elf Diaries

I have finally finished moving

2006-07-21T13:45:00.000-07:00

I decided to move to the redwood forests of California. Thay are so beautiful. Also, the trees have so many tales to tell of a past that know one truly knows. I will continue to try my best to keep you informed of what is happening.

I'm moving

2006-06-22T11:18:00.000-07:00

Yes, I know that New York is the best place in the world, but I'm moving. The urban jungle has just been too much for now. I'm not sure where I should go, but it will be in the woods. I'll let you know where I'll be.

The Macbook has come

2006-05-16T10:42:00.000-07:00

I know that I am an elf, but the Macbook's unveiling is exciting even for me. It has a 13.3 inch glossy screen and lots of other great features. The built-in iSight is just gorgeous. On top of drooling over the camera, there is an included front row and apple remote. This is heavenly. I just love it.

Check out the article on apple.com

Hey guys

2006-02-16T12:45:00.000-08:00

I set up a iTunes account and everything is just great. I'm downloading the President's State of the Union address. I just think it's so neat that Apple is doing this for all of us. Let me know what you think about the free State of the Union download. Until then...Fight the evil orcs and kill their goblin king.

Happy V-day

2006-02-13T13:18:00.000-08:00

Have a great V-day everyone. Take it easy and eat some bacon. Have fun Nayalia. Miss your castle so much.

I'm still can't figure out my photo hosting

2006-02-04T17:09:00.000-08:00

These are some button pics. Hope they turn out right.

Gone again

2006-02-04T16:12:00.000-08:00

I'm traveling all the time. I'm heading back to the North. A little westerly though.
Well, life is good. I met up with Krat and we had coffee. He said that all of the mining in the Rockies is going good. He almost had to handle a riot. The stupid goblins were being a little cranky. Take it easy guys.

I need some help

2006-01-22T19:39:00.000-08:00

Where can I get some free music videos. Let me know if you guys know anything. take it easy!

Traveling time, she comes

2006-01-10T07:07:00.000-08:00

I off to the north again in search of naked penguins frying bacon. I've had another birthday in the pas month. I have finally come of age, so I'm going to try to be accepted back into the elf village. Eveyone take it easy for now.

2006-01-01T09:11:00.000-08:00

I finally got a picture of myself done so everyone can see what an elf really looks like. Let me know what you think.

I am a shark

2005-12-21T14:40:00.000-08:00

Your Animal Personality

Your Power Animal: Shark

Animal You Were in a Past Life: Polar Bear

You have a strong character - you are an aggressive, ambitious, go-getter.
You were born to lead.

The Animal Personality Test

Yes, I was born to lead!

More dice

2005-11-28T13:50:00.000-08:00

Maybe this will work for me. Argh stupid image uploading!

Contest time

2005-11-28T13:37:00.000-08:00

Anyone that has ideas for a new company called GeekDynamo, please send them to me. I'm in a contest with that undecided girl, Elise. Don't let her have any ideas, cause she wants to be paid in arms and legs. Thanx elf supporters.

Turkey is Good

2005-11-25T13:33:00.000-08:00

Turkey is good but it makes you sleep,
'Round Thanksgiving it's really cheap.
The bird goes gobble, gobble, gobble,
But people go clobber, clobber, clobber.
Now that our thanking is past,
Well, let's save that till last.
Thank you for your thoughtful posts,
Please try and get a better host.

Cry Kind Lies

2005-11-15T15:01:00.000-08:00

College!

2005-11-08T06:04:00.000-08:00

Choosing a college is a very tough decision. Deciding where to spend the next few years of your life is hard. I think I have possibly found the right one. If it is the right one, I already have a study partner. She's from Ohio. That's so awesome. Ohio is for Lovers by Hawthorne Heights. Take it easy everyone. (Note to everyone: Check out the archives for 1990)

Pizza

2005-10-20T12:41:00.000-07:00

Who wants some pizza? It's really good with crab. If you haven't tried crab pizza, go get some.

Weird!?

2005-10-19T12:42:00.000-07:00

This time of year gets pretty weird. Everywhere I go people give me really strange looks. I get insults like, "Freak, Halloween is next week!" It's just plain annoying.

Hey Krat!

2005-10-18T12:34:00.000-07:00

To all of those following my life. I met a troll named Krat the other day. I was in the transit and bumped into him. He had one of the new ipods. It was so awesome. He was watching the latest episode of Lost. Anyway, we started talking and I found out that he worked for the elves that kicked me out of my clan. Well, he said everyone in the clan was doing fine. Other than that, there was nothing exciting. Except a group of orcs trying to start a riot.

I'm back from the Northern country!

2005-10-10T13:12:00.000-07:00

It was fun up in Canadia, and it was beautiful. I had a little trouble with the French. Other than that, everything was awesome. I still didn't get to find a naked penguin frying bacon, though. I'll just have to keep looking. Maybe I can google it. Well, I don't have too much time left. I have to go and deliver some more pizzas. Tally-ho!

To the northern country.

2005-10-04T13:46:00.000-07:00

Life has been Ok. Delivering pizzas is not all that its cooked up to be. My girlfriend broke up with me. So, to all you single female elves...I'm available. Since working at the pizza parlor, I have made enough money to take a trip to the northern country. Canadia! I'll let you know how things turn out. I'll be going to the shore some and see the beautiful Atlantic Ocean. Well, I must get packing. See ya later!

Note to self!

2005-10-04T13:44:00.000-07:00

Get a secretary to prioritize my life!

I really miss my girlfriend

2005-09-15T07:15:00.000-07:00

Life is going pretty crazy at the moment. I miss my girlfriend in Jersey soooo much. I quit the sub job and am now a pizza delivery person for a local pizza parlor. I don't have a vehicle so I run to deliver. The owner thinks it is so weird that I haven't missed a single order yet. He can't believe I can work all day running around the city and not getting tired. Well, that's an elf's stamina for you. I hope that soon I will have enough money to go see my girlfriend. She is so awesome. Her name is Alyana. She is an elf (of course) but she is exceptionally beautiful for an elf. Yeah, all women elves are beautiful, but she is more beautiful than all of them. Also, she is very smart and athletic. Well, I need to wind down my post. I have one last thing to say. I miss you Alyana.

Reset, please!?

2005-09-07T12:44:00.000-07:00

Life is really taking a bad turn right now. So I'm starting my last year in eilany. (elf school) After eilany I get to start an apprenticeship of some kind called aernuly. Well, at the beginning of eilany elves are supposed to already know who we will take aernuly with. I know who I'm taking it with. The thing is though, I just really screwed up my life. Sacred tradition dictates I am not supposed to have a relationship with anyone when I choose my path. (Oh so stupid tradition) I had a relationship when I chose. Now my father is being looked down upon by the entire village. (Oh I feel so stupid!) Worse than that, these freaked out prophets keep on telling me that I am the spawn of maggots and that my life is now cursed until time itself unravels and gives me a new being. (I just want to die sometimes) I am now being exiled to live on my own. (That's just great) Central Park is now my new abode. The trees are great! I'm just an outcast elf with no place to go. Life needs a stupid, freaking reset button. (Besides the tradition thing, I think that partying with a few friends and joining the revelries of mead filled humans did have a little effect on my punishment. Reset, please!?)

I finished Eldest

2005-08-31T12:50:00.000-07:00

It's a good book about dragons. I can't verify any information on dragons, but I can tell you that the book does have a few things mixed up about elves. I'm an elf myself and I have never heard some of the strange customs used. Some people just use so much yellow journalism to sell a book. It drives me up a wall. Screw those nasty authors. Well, bye...for now.

Random

2005-08-24T12:32:00.000-07:00

Everything that is random in this world is either completely cool or completely stupid!
Naked penguins frying bacon!

Hey, random is striking!

2005-08-22T13:02:00.000-07:00

Have you ever had random comments sent to you. Well, there is nothing I can do about it. Hahahahahaha! I send random stuff, but it's just for fun. Random strikes again. Bacon!

Wow, the big two five!

2005-08-20T07:06:00.000-07:00

I just checked how many posts I have made and the number is now twenty-five. That's amazing! I didn't know it was that easy to make that many posts. Well, talk to you all later.

I've caught up with Laguana!

2005-08-19T14:06:00.000-07:00

Yeah! With all this posting and staying connected I've caught up with a friend of mine, Laguana. I met her about a year ago at my friend's, Tiegro, party. She is a firefly or, the more common name, a fire faerie. Her eyes are so beautiful. They are the brightest blue I have ever seen. If you look into her eyes you may just come under a spell. Well, I hope I can meet her in the City sometime. Talk to everyone later.

I got a job!

2005-08-18T12:52:00.000-07:00

Since school is starting I have to leave the war front. I hate leaving my friends out there fighting dragons, but rules are rules. With the start of a new magester I have gotten a job. It's at a local Subway. The boss is awesome. (Even though it is a half-drake) Well, I got to go. See ya later.

War, war, war!

2005-08-15T09:26:00.000-07:00

The dragons have been focusing their efforts twenty kilometers north of my current position. I would tell you where that is but that would compromise our job. Hopefully there will be a new member on the blog. I got burnt again today. My right foot is almost completely black. It's alright though, the mages should be coming by our posistion within the hour. Be safe back home. Bye!

Fresh news from the battle field.

2005-08-12T11:38:00.000-07:00

Oh, I never told you. I'm fighting in a battle. The dragons are trying to claim land again, and there are fires everywhere. I burnt my leg today. If you have any good potions that will heal a dragon burn, please send them along. Have fun wherever you are.

Scholarship searching is very hard!

2005-08-11T10:48:00.000-07:00

I just started looking for scholarships at www.fastweb.com It is a very helpful website if you are looking for any scholarships for college. It is a tough process to try for scholarships, but the rewards are great. Free college! and Free money! Oh, well. Got to start somewhere, I guess.

Hotpnksox

2005-08-10T11:26:00.000-07:00

Go quickly to a great blog. Hotpnksox! It's awesome! Go and check it out. If you don't want to, at least you visited my site. Well, maybe you were tricked by someone to come here. Well, I don't care. You're here and you're mine. All mine. Hahahahahahahahahaha. Die you filthy little dwarves. Go back to your worthless little mines. May the waffle gods have mercy on you. Hahahahaha!

I forgot to say!

2005-08-10T11:22:00.000-07:00

I went to see Dukes of Hazzard with my girlfriend on Saturday. I forgot to say something. Girl in Jersey, You looked BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!

Badger is back

2005-08-04T09:06:00.000-07:00

Go to www.badgerbadgerbadger.com real quick like, OK!

We're heading home!

2005-07-29T08:54:00.000-07:00

Yeah! My family is heading home. Maybe I can make it back to NYC before the dwarf festivities end. Have a great time in NYC!

Life goes on!

2005-07-27T14:24:00.000-07:00

This life goes on. The dwarves are having their annual get together in New York and I'm missing all the action. The elves and the dwarves have a huge battle every year. It's really fun. But that is how life goes on. Take it easy.

I got first!

2005-07-26T17:14:00.001-07:00

I got first place in the mime category here and got third in pantomime and piano. Have fun wherever you are.

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2005-07-26T17:14:00.000-07:00

DDR

2005-07-18T08:46:00.000-07:00

Dance, Dance Revolution is the best game ever. I have become addicted to dancing. Long hours into the night will be spent Kicking the Can. Go try it out and get up on your feet.

Oklahoma

2005-07-18T08:45:00.000-07:00

Time to pack once again. I am going to OK for a drama and guitar competition. I can't wait. Have fun here at home everyone.

Work

2005-07-08T08:56:00.000-07:00

Well, I have to go off and work at the camp again, but this time I get paid with money. The money is going towards my turntables I'm going to buy. Everyone take life easy.

Krystal Meyers debut album is out. Go and support the sixteen year old punk rocker!

Bacon

2005-07-08T08:55:00.000-07:00

If you want real good bacon go to http://www.bacon.com

I went on my first date!

2005-07-06T09:34:00.000-07:00

Dating is so much fun. If you knew that put a post saying BACON is good. Anyway, the girl is so beautiful, and she know exactly what to do. Only thing is she lives in New Jersey. I have to take the turnpike to see her, and that traffic is a pain in the (all those who know me know I don't cuss, so no obscenity was removed) neck. Well, I guess that is how life treats you. Talk to all of you later.

Camp is over.

2005-06-27T08:07:00.000-07:00

I'm sad that camp is over, but life must go on. Half of the summer is over. Time to work for my father and smith swords and armor. Life will be busy for a while but whatever. The world is a crazy place for people to meet. Have fun with your summer everyone and don't drink red food coloring!

Camp is so much fun!

2005-06-18T10:40:00.000-07:00

Two weeks of camp have gone by and it has been so much fun. I've been working on growing a gotee, but elves don't grow gotees, so it's been a little hard. Justinius, your new web site is awesome. Well, I've got to go and make sure the kids I'm counseling haven't run off with a werewolf.

Camp is around the corner

2005-06-02T12:07:00.000-07:00

I am so glad that Nayalia is OK. She has her own blog called http://nayaliazane.blogspot.com She is so awesome. She can ride a horse better than everyone I know (except me, of course.) Well, my elf camp is around the corner and I have to work and keep those kitchens clean. I wish I could go to Nashville and help out in the war, but I have a camp to work at. Keep it real Nayalia.

School is out!

2005-05-28T19:06:00.000-07:00

The school year is over, and I plan to have fun with no more school til next year! Rock on!

I Miss You, Nayalia!

2005-05-25T09:06:00.000-07:00

For those who don't know who Nayalia is, she is a friend of mine that moved away from New York to Nashville to try her hand at a career in music. I don't know how she's doing, but I miss her sooooo much! Nayalia, if you are reading my blog, make a post and tell me how you are. I miss you!

Star Wars Rocks!

2005-05-20T16:18:00.000-07:00

I saw Star Wars Wednesday night at midnight. The movie is so awesome. It tops the other two by a whole lot! May the Force be with you.

Hey, my name is Redabreg

2005-05-02T12:36:00.000-07:00

My name is Redabreg, if you didn't know. I am an elf that lives just outside the city limits of New York City. It's pretty fun being an elf and living in the real world. I started this blog so everyone can know elves really do exist. I can only come to post about once a week, so don't get to mad if you don't hear from me all the time. I have a few friends, their names are Corthinian and Justinius. Also, there's Fildes, but he's just human. Well, ask any questions you want. Have fun!

I started a blog

2005-04-25T12:45:00.000-07:00

Hey, this is just Redabreg. An elf just wanting to start giving blogging a try and see how it is.

I found a time machine

1990-08-14T13:08:00.000-07:00

I'm posting from the year 1990. This is so weird. The world seems to just be plain crazy. Dwarves have control of the transit. Trolls run free in the street. I just had to battle a few orcs to even cross the street. Boy this is weird. Please, let's go to the year 1984.